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As You Like It · William Shakespeare · c. 1599

ROSALIND

The heroine, still half in her boy’s disguise, stepping out to close the play and knowing exactly how odd that is.

0:58Comic18–25IntermediatePublic domain
The speech110 words · 3 beats
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It is not the fashion to see the lady the epilogue; but it is no more unhandsome than to see the lord the prologue.
If it be true that good wine needs no bush, ’tis true that a good play needs no epilogue. Yet to good wine they do use good bushes, and good plays prove the better by the help of good epilogues.
What a case am I in then, that am neither a good epilogue nor cannot insinuate with you in the behalf of a good play! My way is to conjure you, and I’ll begin with the women.turn
Speaking to
The audience, flirting with the whole house at once.
What just happened
The weddings are done. Custom says a man should speak the epilogue. She does it anyway.
Objective
To charm the room into loving the play by admitting, cheerfully, that she has no right to be the one asking.
The turn
‘What a case am I in then’ — she drops the wine-and-bush wit and simply asks them, warmly, to like it.
Watch out for
Prose, and it must sound off-the-cuff. The moment it sounds written, the charm — which is the whole point — evaporates.
Full work: As You Like It