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As You Like It · William Shakespeare · c. 1599

JAQUES

A professional melancholic who has found an audience and intends to keep it.

1:16Comic-dramatic35–60IntermediatePublic domain
The speech135 words · 4 beats
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All the world's a stage, And all the men and women merely players; They have their exits and their entrances, And one man in his time plays many parts, His acts being seven ages.
At first, the infant, Mewling and puking in the nurse's arms. Then the whining schoolboy, with his satchel And shining morning face, creeping like snail Unwillingly to school.
And then the lover, Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad Made to his mistress' eyebrow. Then a soldier, Full of strange oaths, and bearded like the pard, Jealous in honour, sudden and quick in quarrel, Seeking the bubble reputation Even in the cannon's mouth.
Last scene of all, That ends this strange eventful history, Is second childishness and mere oblivion, Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything.turn
Speaking to
A dinner party in a forest.
What just happened
A starving old servant has just been carried in and fed. Someone has said that the world is full of misery. Jaques takes this as a cue.
Objective
To hold the floor — and, underneath that, to say something true enough to be forgiven for holding it.
The turn
'Last scene of all' — the performance stops being funny to him.
Watch out for
Extremely well known. Only bring it in if you have a reading that isn't the recital everyone has heard.
Full work: As You Like It