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The Seagull · Anton Chekhov · 1896
ARKADINA
A celebrated actress fends off the fact of her age by performing her youthfulness for anyone nearby. Vanity worn as discipline, and genuinely mistaken for virtue.
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But I keep myself in hand, as the saying is, and always dress and have my hair done comme il faut. Do I ever permit myself to go out even into the garden in a dressing-gown, or without my hair being done?
That is what has preserved me—that I have never been slovenly, never let myself go, as some women do. And, above all, I hold myself as straight as a girl.turn
You see, I carry myself like a girl of fifteen. And I do not look my age, do I? That is because I work, because I feel, because I am always busy, while you sit in the same place, you are not living.
- Speaking to
- Masha and the doctor, an audience of two she is determined to dazzle.
- What just happened
- The talk has turned to how people around the estate have aged and let themselves go. Arkadina, stung, rises to prove that she, by contrast, has kept herself in perfect trim.
- Objective
- To make the others confirm that she has not aged a day.
- The turn
- 'That is because I work, because I feel, because I am always busy' — the boast reframes vanity as principle.
- Watch out for
- The trap is playing her as a monster of ego. Arkadina half-believes herself and is genuinely charming doing it; the comedy needs the audience to enjoy her before they judge her. Keep the demonstration light and quick. (Constance Garnett translation.)